Ok..here is the real scoop on Mardi Gras. I went there with my buddy "Speed Racer." He is a wild race car driver that loves to party...and being a southern boy from Louisiana, I couldn't have picked a better partner (he's a sexy one too! mmmm)

First, I went to Texas, we drove in a cool Dodge Viper... VARRRRROOOOM!! where we hit up the Galveston, TX Mardi Gras. We called it the "Baby Gras" but really, it was a BIG BABY! We stayed at the historic Wyndam Historic Hotel. It was beautiful. We hooked up with Houston's Viper Club President who has the coolest viper you have ever laid eyes on. DVD player, and awesome sound system... His girlfriend was a hottie too....but I think that she was scared of me or something...I sometimes have that effect on women! <<wicked grin>>

We went to a balcony party (the only way to do these parties) and ran into a crew of wild Morganettes. What is a Morganette? she is someone that is working with Captain Morgan of Seagrams Captain Morgan rum! Well, they had their share, and were all over the place... ( and all over me and Speed racer)! Speed racer was lovin' it... I was just laughing my ass off as usual... hmmmm whatever...when in Rome. you know...

Stumbling back to the hotel, speed racer was being indecent in the hallways... SNAP ... the camera ... gotcha you bad boy!! Now I am sure that you are wondering about our sleeping arrangements... I know that my members have active imaginations ... and you know...I don't kiss and tell... *laughing*. You'll just have to ask Speed Racer himself.
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The next morning, we went to Baton Rouge. Speed Racers ol' stomping grounds. He showed me around. What a cool town! We took this cool ferry from Galveston and then drove along some country roads While on the ferry, he was talking to the cops (he seemed to know a lot of those hmmmmmm). I think that he was letting them know he was going to be racing along... Speed Racer wasted NO time at all as you can see here from the GPS!! EEEK! We went out to "Fred's" on the river. It is a great hang out on Sunday nights for boaters. I loved the southern hospitality! YUM! After that, we hit up some local titty bars, and then Speed Racer said..."ok...just one more place"...I was so tired, but agreed ... well ... it was like a bad twilight zone episode... I was looped into doing some funky shopping cart parade in this bar...don't ask ... and before I knew it I was being wheeled through the club throwing beads... All I wanted was a nightcap and some ZZZZZZZ's!

Needless to say, the next day Well we made it to New Orleans in record time. We stayed at the beautiful Wyndam Whitney. We went out on Monday night... I purposely wore a sweater so I could just "chill out" and "enjoy" the parades, and the view. I STILL came home with so many beads that my back hurt.... I guess my boobs still stuck out yeee heeee! ...and it didn't help that I wore some thong bikini bottoms under my skirt. heh heh

We had balcony tickets at BourbonVieux for Fat Tuesday. If you go, you HAVE to be on a balcony....the streets are disgusting...they smell, are hot, and there are lots of unwanted "hands"...if you know what I mean. This place was awesome, we had AC, Gourmet food, top shelf liquor, and live music. I was getting pretty wild up there! But hey..when in Rome!! There were still some unwanted hands...but it was much more controllable!!

The way home it was rainy...and you could see lots of people in the aftermath of the wild event. We witnessed one wary driver ... see what happens when you have had to much Gras?! He was OK, but ruined that Cadilliac!

I will definitely go back to Mardi Gras again! Oh..and for the record, Speed Racer has been going to the Mardi Gras since he was 12, and this is the best one that he ever went to. Oh yeah baby!

xoxoxox Grace